People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black.
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others, if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.
Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.